Don’t Watch Kylie Jenner's New Vlog UNLESS You’re Hungry for a Big Yummy Plate of ‘The Rich’

As Americans are reminded every day of the failures of our government, as we are force-fed midterm attack ads about how single-payer healthcare is communism, and as! we! are! funneled Sydney Sweeney ads about sports gambling, the stacks of money growing in billionaires’ pockets are growing so thick that I can barely hear the hum of the data center in my childhood backyard, or the screams of the civilians in ICE detention centers trying to contact their families. Still, never mind the noise, which has been growing louder and louder every day. Because Kylie Jenner decided to make a vlog.

Jenner—whose net worth sits just shy of a billion dollars, who partnered with tech lord (read: whiny bitch) Mark Zuckerberg to sell his Meta glasses, and who had two former housekeepers sue her estate for harassment and discrimination—is going on vacay to Saint Tropez! So, obviously, she has to take us along for the ride! How sweet!

I’ve watched the eight minutes of excessive wealth and blandness so you don’t have to. In the vlog, Jenner attends her private Alo workout class; takes us to her fitting of tailored racks of designer wedding-guest dress options, bags, and shoes; gets a spray tan; drives us in her Benz to her private jet; and shows us how the jet features seats emblazoned with her initials ‘KJ’, drinks, snacks, dinner service, a bed, and a private bathroom…. for one passenger.

Damn. And all Marie Antoinette said was, “Let them eat cake.” Imagine if she’d said, “Let them like and subscribe.”

Can’t wait to tell my grandkids how Kylie Jenner’s “Travel with me to Saint Tropez” vlog triggered the class wars. Because believe it or not, people aren’t too happy seeing such a public display of exorbitant wealth in their algorithm.

Can’t wait to see what comes next for Kylie’s vlogging era—how will she out-tone-deaf this?

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