It’s hard to believe that after 20 seasons of only kinda sorta keeping up with Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and 7 seasons of definitely not watching their new Hulu show The Kardashians, I’ve learned most of the things there is to know about this family, against my will, of course. But as it turns out, there are still more pressing issues to keep up with, and The Kardashians is entering its eighth season—as evidenced in a trailer released Thursday.
One soundbite, in particular, is going viral: Of Kendall Jenner talking about her model friend Cara Delevingne. Will this make you finally watch their show? (Please. Watch their show. They need more money.)
“There’s definitely a rumor that Cara and I dated, which is not true,” Kendall says in the two-minute trailer. “By the way, I have nothing against having sex with Cara. Never say never, right?”
While nothing in the promo mentions Kendall’s new beau, Jacob Elordi, the quote comes from a moment when Kendall and Cara are hanging out backstage at a fashion show. Kendall has denied the internet rumors that she is a closeted lesbian—saying on Owen Thiele‘s podcast, “As of today, I am not [gay]”—adding also that if she were, she would have no problem being out. That said, she’s recently been quite smitten with Elordi, whom she started seeing in February, and with whom she’s already been traveling the world.
Other relevant drama morsels from the trailer:
- Khloé has been celibate for four years.
- Kim has esophagitis, which is the swelling, irritation, or inflammation of the tissue lining the esophagus, per Mayo Clinic.
- Robert Kardashian also had esophagitis.
- Kourtney’s relationship with the sisters is still a bit strained. According to Kim, “she doesn’t know how to have friends or hang out with sisters. It’s sad.”
- Nothing about Kylie’s partner of three years, Timothée Chalamet. Sorry.
In another clip, Caitlyn Jenner asks Kendall about her love life, to which she doesn’t reply. Which reminds me…In August, a certain source told the Daily Mail that Kendall’s “friends and family” are concerned about how much she is bankrolling the relationship with Elordi—what with all the private jets, fancy dinners, and vacations. So, is Caitlyn the “source?” Guess we’ll find out…
Keeping Up With this past week:
- Lily Allen is still shading her ex: “If there’s one thing I know about David Harbour, it’s that he’s an excellent actor.” [The Cut]
- Taylor Swift was teaching Tom Cruise about football during Monday night’s Chiefs game, according to Tom. [The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]
- Mr. Big, aka Chris Noth, is selling his Greenwich Village apartment. [Curbed]
- Richard Linklater just linked with Slayyyter. [Twitter]
- Bill Belichick’s 25-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, does not manage his career, but it’s funny that he is getting so mad about the rumors. [Wall Street Journal]
And some more celebrity baby news:
