When Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles were first papp’d together in Rome in August, my first thought was: OK, this couple is too cool. Frankly, it’s unfair to the rest of us. They’re both hot. They’re both chic, in a “I moved to Berlin” sort of way. They act, they make music, they look hot (did I already say that?). It’s a too-perfect match.
And now, according to Page Six, Kravitz has been calling Styles “her soulmate.” And me? Upset? Not at all!
After being spotted in Rome, they were spotted together in London, then Paris, then New York City, then Rome again? I couldn’t keep up. They managed to hit every romantic city imaginable in the span of a month. All I can picture is the two of them riding trains from city to city, Before Sunrise–style. No wonder they fell in love.
While visiting NYC in September, they reportedly lunched with Zoë’s father, Lenny Kravitz, and received the father stamp of approval, a source told People. Then, again in September, a source told Page Six that the couple had gone from “0 to 60,” and were not “just a fling,” adding, “Harry wouldn’t have gone public with Zoë if it wasn’t anything.” Agreed, Harry. I certainly wouldn’t step out with someone in Williamsburg—the Photograph-of-a-Couple-Walking Capital of the World—unless we were married.
And in the many subsequent walks they were paparazzi’d on—and there were several—they couldn’t help but be the hottest item on the street (which did nothing to curb my jealousy). It also doesn’t hurt that they’re always wearing the same pair of slouchy vintage jeans (the kind that would never look good on you, but of course look perfect on them). Is the secret to a happy relationship just… constantly going on walks together in trendy outfits? Someone conduct a study.
Last week, Styles announced his fourth studio album, Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, along with a residency at Madison Square Garden. So if the rumors about this happy couple are true, I’m sure we’ll be seeing plenty more photos of them strolling through Park Slope, or somewhere else jealousy-inducing.
Kravitz was previously engaged to Channing Tatum, with whom she made the thriller Blink Twice, and I have to admit, I thought they were a cute couple. Meanwhile, Harry was busy kissing all the time and discoing occasionally, as it were…and lest we forget, the Olivia Wilde of it all.
In the meantime, I’ll try my best to be happy for them, even though I still maintain they’re too perfect. But we might get some Lolawolf (Zoë’s old band) vocals on the new album, which would be exciting. The first single, Aperture, drops tonight, and you can bet I’ll be listening closely to see if Zoë is his new muse.
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- Looks like the Queer Eye guys need some work… [Entertainment Weekly]
- Oh, and also, LeAnn Rimes got a $10,000 blood treatment after her teeth fell out on stage mid-performance, and it’s all I’ve been able to think about recently. [E News]
