Another Schnitzel article, another Michael Olise fan piece.
Bayern Munich preheated, tenderised, marinated, seasoned, seared, and charbroiled Union Berlin with a 7-0 annihilation. And at the centre of it all was Michael Olise, the world’s best winger. Period.
He takes the Man of the Match award yet again, voted by fans as an overwhelming favourite. Light work.
Of course, Twitter went BANANAS once again. But this time, they only had good things to say.
Even Fabrizio Romano had to take a break from glazing Yamal to write up a post dedicated to Olise:
Wow.
And now the fireworks begin.
433 with absolute gold here:
Another record-breaking stat for you: Olise is the most productive winger in the world.
Even more glaze:
And of course Barcelona gets cooked in the process, while poor Dortmund catches a stray:
And finally, a tweet that sums my thoughts up.
BY FAR THE BEST IN THE WORLD. LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK.
Michael Olise’s form since 2025 is the best prime of any winger I have ever witnessed. I genuinely don’t remember any winger who had a better peak (bar prime Messi and Ronaldo, but whether they can be considered out-and-out wingers is subject to debate). But yes, barring those aliens…Olise it is.
Join the conversation!
Sign up for a user account and get:
- New, improved notifications system!
- Fewer ads
- Create community posts
- Comment on articles, community posts
- Rec comments, community posts
