Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ ugly 31-28 loss to the Dallas Cowboys, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.
Chiefs Kingdom News: Black Friday Arrives Early
Unhappy Thanksgiving is hard to swallow.
Short Week Meets Tall Task
Excess waste leads to narrow loss.
Slim Pickens for Playoffs
Mathematically speaking… we’re doomed!
Silenced by the Lamb
Dallas receiver ate defensive backs’ livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Static Interference by Referees Ruins Game
Those turkeys misjudged the season of giving.
Ethical Discussion: Is It Morally Acceptable for a Schottenheimer to Defeat the Chiefs?
Epistemic and Ontological Implications Abound
Dome Not Home for Patrick
Homecoming is unfamiliar disappointment.
White-on-White a Crime
Uniformly, these are bad luck.
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Join Salvation Army in Stomping Out Poverty
Next half-time show: Hooters Girls and Goodwill.
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