Opinion | Next year’s Nobel ceremony might as well skip Oslo and head straight to Mar-a-Lago — where peace is just another souvenir between the golf trophies and the Diet Coke fridge.”
By Satish Jha
January 2026: the month when international diplomacy finally admitted it was just a really expensive game of show-and-tell.
Picture this: María Corina Machado, Venezuela’s Iron Lady and freshly minted 2025 Nobel Peace Prize laureate, strolls into the American Oval Office like it’s a yard sale. In her hands? Not a fruit basket or a “World’s Best Liberator” mug. No — the actual 18-karat gold Nobel medal, framed like a Costco family portrait, inscribed with glowing praise for Donald Trump’s “principled and decisive action to secure a free Venezuela.”!
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She hands it over. Trump beams like a kid who just found a winning scratch-off in someone else’s coat pocket. “Wonderful gesture! For the work I have done!” he posts on Truth Social, probably while polishing it next to his WWE belt. Machado exits stage right, empty-handed except perhaps for a signed MAGA cap and vague promises of “mutual respect.”
The Nobel Committee, watching from Oslo like horrified librarians, rushes out a statement: “A medal can change owners, but the title of Nobel Peace Prize laureate cannot.” Translation: Nice try, but Trump isn’t suddenly laureate material. He’s just got a very shiny, very non-transferable paperweight.
Let’s call this what it is: the most awkward regift since Aunt Karen tried to pawn off her unwanted fruitcake at Christmas. Machado, the eternal seeker of Venezuelan democracy, spent years battling Maduro’s regime only to watch Trump’s Delta Force swoop in on January 3 like it was a Black Friday raid, kidnap the dictator (now pleading not guilty in New York on drug charges), and rearrange the political furniture in Caracas.
Machado’s big move? Hand the one thing she has left that screams global prestige to the guy who already has everything except, apparently, a Nobel. It’s peak desperation diplomacy: flatter the king, offer tribute, hope he notices you’re still in the room.
Meanwhile, Trump — the eternal taker — pockets the prize without so much as a quid pro quo. No promise to install her in Caracas. No tweet storm demanding free and fair elections. Just a framed medal and a photo op. Art of the Deal? More like the Deal of An Art!
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And Venezuela? Still stuck in the sandbox. One strongman out, another interim one in — this time with better PR and a sudden willingness to keep the oil flowing north. Machado, the democratic tigress who fought for years, is now reduced to a cameo in someone else’s victory lap. Big Brother swooped in, rearranged the toys, and decided the sequel stars yesterday’s villains — as long as the pumps keep pumping.
The Nobel itself? Its shine has taken a serious hit. Once the gold standard of moral authority, now it’s a bargaining chip in a bilateral photo-op that would get rejected from *Veep* for being too on-the-nose. Norwegian politicians are calling it “absurd” and “unbelievably embarrassing.” One called Trump a “classic showoff who takes credit for other people’s work.”
Pot, meet kettle — but fair point. The prize was awarded for Machado’s civilian courage against authoritarianism. Now it’s decorating a Mar-a-Lago shelf while the same authoritarian structures (minus one guy in handcuffs) chug along under a more cooperative face.
In the end, this whole farce proves international affairs is basically recess for adults who skipped civics class: trading stickers (and countries), grabbing the best toy, declaring victory, and leaving everyone else to cry in the corner. Machado sought the crown and got a participation ribbon. Trump took the ribbon and called it a crown. The Nobel? Downgraded to “cool trinket.” And the rest of us? We’re just the audience, popcorn in hand, wondering who’s going to top this next.
Spoiler: Nobody. Because once you’ve traded peace for a selfie, there’s nowhere left to escalate. Next year’s Nobel ceremony might as well skip Oslo and head straight to Mar-a-Lago — where peace is just another souvenir between the golf trophies and the Diet Coke fridge.
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